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lifeducks:

What the fucking hell is this shit?!?  “My rapezone” ?!? The fact that you have a “rapezone” is frightening. And that’s not even the only thing wrong with this!

lifeducks:

What the fucking hell is this shit?!?
“My rapezone” ?!? The fact that you have a “rapezone” is frightening. And that’s not even the only thing wrong with this!

My visit to get screened for cancer:
Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Me: "Friend."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me: "11."
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: "I fuck girls."
She wanted to know about the gay part of how the world was going; never the real, never the bad.
Ernest Hemingway - A Moveable Feast

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Every day of my life

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karla-world:

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